Monday, February 06, 2012
Love Stinks: Dining Solo
There it is, your heart out in the open for all the world to piss on. Happy Valentine's Day. Is that your attitude this year? Are you sick of seeing Cupids and hearts and does the color red suddenly make you nauseous? Finding yourself alone this February 14th and slightly bitter about it? My advice to you: Fuck it and treat it like any other Tuesday that will pass by this year. Is Tuesday normally pizza night at your house? Then order a pizza. Use 2DineIn.com and order some Thai. Do absolutely nothing different.
But, on the other hand, if you're feeling a bit full of piss and vinegar, then do something dramatically different. Go out. Go out and treat yourself to a fantastic meal to spite all of those happy couples and creepy faced Cupids. Go sit at the bar of Five Fifty Five, Hugo's, Caiola's, Miyake or Back Bay Grill--wherever couples are gathering--and treat yourself. Do for you. And you know what? Those people that have to wait on and serve those happy couples aren't on a date for Valentine's Day, either. Keep them company. Tip them well.
After that go rent a mindless movie at Video Port or, my personal recommendation, go for an Ancient Aliens marathon. Trust me, you will feel better about yourself immediately after watching that show. A little paranoid, but better. If you're looking for a more personal, instant gratification, hit up Nomia's on Exchange and get yourself a little something.
No matter what your choice is, just don't hide away and dwell. No one likes a dweller.
This is another installment of the O-Rama blogger series, brought to you by Professor A. Other postings and opinions about love and V-Day dining can be found here, here, here ,here, here and here.